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Canvas Utility Bag

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Warn everyone, you're carrying highly secure goods

  • It's a man bag. Got a problem with that?
  • Tough canvas with pop-rivets and magnetic enclosures
  • Roomy main chamber, 2 smaller chambers, adjustable strap

In today's modern world, with our massive array of personal electronics and other gadgets, we guys have to make a choice. Do we live down the ignominy of carrying a man-bag, or somehow live without the electronics that don't fit into your pants pockets?

Luckily, the choice isn't nearly that bad - today's modern man is no longer judged by his luggage. With the right bag, you can keep your manhood while carrying all your cool stuff. These canvas bags are big enough for a paperback book, digital camera, wallet, digital audio player, checkbook, camcorder, pens, two turtle-doves and a partridge in a freakin' pear tree! But we have only scratched the surface of the coolness of these bags.

Each one comes with a strap that further identifies you as a bad-ass. "POLICE LINE - DO NOT CROSS", "DANGER", or "HIGH VOLTAGE" are emblazoned on these tough canvas satchels. You choose what kind of bag identifies you.

POLICE LINE - DO NOT CROSS: Could it be that you stole that from a crime-scene, making you a rough-and-ready criminal?

HIGH VOLTAGE: Do you work around electricity all day as a master of dirty deeds - done dirt cheap?

DANGER: Maybe you're just a general toughy, and DANGER is all that needs saying?

Whichever path you choose, be strong. Carry your stuff - man-bags are manly again.


  • Each bag made of tough canvas with pop-rivets and magnetic enclosures
  • Main chamber 10" long by 2" wide by 12" deep
  • 2 secondary chambers 5" by 2" by 8"
  • Adjustable strap from 29" to 54"

"Will my laptop fit in this bag, ThinkGeek?" Let's find out together!

Laptop Fitting Guide
Measure your laptop.
Like TVs, laptops are listed by their measurement on the diagonal. Bags, on the other hand, are measured on the edges. Not all 17" laptops are the same size, so you'll need to measure the length & width of your closed laptop.

"But my laptop is at home, ThinkGeek!"
If you can't wait, Google has superpowers to tell you the dimensions of your laptop if you ask it nicely. Just input the make and model of your laptop and ye shall receive.

"I've got the measurements! Now what?"
Compare your laptop's measurements to the measurements of the bag. If the laptop's measurements are smaller than the bag, it fits! If one or more of the laptop's measurements are bigger, you're out of luck with this bag. Try another.

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