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Giant microbes at play
"We have germs, do you?"
Who's up for a little Ecoli?
Ewwwww. These humans will give me cooties!
Cat doesn't care about your diseases
Be gone pesky credit card solicitations!
What?! No Stork?!
The Chicken Pox made me do that!
There's nothing like a warm glass of milk, choclate pi, and a go
kitty loves her heartworm
Infected with bibliophilism
Birds of a feather flock together.. no matter what size
I got rabies! Oh noes!
I probably shouldn't chew these
Everything's swine, really.
That's where I came from?
Worst Christmas ever
I don't use grenades, I prefer germ warfare
Even bookworms are picky about their food
Check out the big brain cell on me
Chewy getting Rabies!
There's enough mange for everyone...
Mono makes you sleepy
He must have looked like a virus.
SAVE ME WHITE BLOOD CELL!!
Ketto proves his dominance
Plague spreading rat!
KILL KILL KILL... nap.
It's a "Sanitary Conveyor."
Oui oui bonjour
Children love herpes
Ancestry.com for microbes
Homebrew gone wrong
Back to school!
Might want to wash out the fridge
Stimulate your mind
That's about right...
The dark side has plush, too
Spotted in the Smithsonian
They're planning my downfall...
Bring on the toys and games!
Oh no, it spread!
Getting ready for bed
Poor, poor sprouts
E Coli a the dinner table?
PBR, beer of champions?
Why is my head so itchy?
Best seat in the house
Roderich Edelstein from Hetalia
Pawz off of mai MRSA!
This desk desperately needs cleaning!
Head colds suck
More tea, Miss Tribella?
Moral of the Story: Eating e-coli is dangerous.
Fat cells have their ways.
A flesh wound?
This kind of Malaria is way better
Whoa, it looks so much bigger!
Yep, you're addicted to sugar
A bad day for Patty O'Green
D'oh, he's got rabies!
You can't kill it with cold
Salmoenella and Snomanella: The Southern Deep Freeze of 2011
Tux succumbs to peer pressure
You got swine flu on my herpes! You got herpes on my swine flu!
It's so cute, but so deadly!
Timmy caught a cold! And no wonder...
You do know what that is, right?
That's what you get for not washing your cup!
This is your brain on drugs.
Congrats! May all your days be cancer-free.
He always ruins the coffee
Eurydice has an STD....
She's infected! Back away!
Pimple, Ulcer, and Giardia - the ghosts of holidays ill?
Red-eyed microbe lovers
Someone better decontaminate the ambulance soon.
oh noes, your computer's brain is diseased
A puppy with an STD....
Agent Doggit can't escape the mange
Ready to tuck in
A ThinkGeek family if we ever saw one
Even infected bacon is good...
Nobody wants mono for Christmas
Quite the birthday haul!
I see you, bookworm!
Really brings out her eyes...
One of these things is not like the others...
One day old and infected already!
The fancy hat doesn't make up for the stench!
I read about Old Yeller.. you wouldn't do that... right?
He died of Herpegonosyphilaids
Can't come play, I'm too tired.
Come burp me, I feel something coming up for you
Rats! It was rats! Not me!
Books and kissing are in their future!
About the only way to get a murloc to sleep
A large collection of microbes!
We have a pretty good idea what kind of geek Colin is
Why does loving you make me so itchy?
Hmm... I wonder if that works...
Student housing is full of germs!
Being a school nurse is tough!
We really hope the parents sat at the sperm & egg table
You can actually see their axons getting stronger as they read
Kitty looks a tad concerned
Ring around the rosy, pocket full of ...plague?
Mono, meet girl with mono
The vet connected the dots
A poor choice for a companion, Doctor.
Always refrigerate your leftovers
Brain Freeze! ow, ow, ow!
His holiness, the Ulcer
A dangerous tea party
The chicks dig herpes
Suspicions. I has them.
Condom Cat sez: NO SIFULISS IN DIS BED!!
Halitosis DOES NOT WANT chlorhexidine mouthwash!
Oh noes, he'll nom the books!
Brain freeze meets nerd food
Herpes, the gift that keeps on giving!
Vicki thinks sleeping isn't a SICKNESS
Jim loves the fleshies
More effective than the doubletap?
They'll be foaming at the mouth
Is it a giant microbe or a microscopic vampire bat?
Food Poisoning: You're Doing It Wrong
Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Pinky?
Mad cat disease.
Mom always told you there were germs everywhere.
Don't put that in your mouth, you'll catch something.
You always knew they were mocking you
Comic Life FTW
Throwing caution to the wind.
Please, take one. Or five.
Caution: Tiny Vampires
Scheming, no doubt.
Death from above!
Hungry, hungry bookworm
Caution: raw or under cooked cookies may contain e coli
Serious kitteh is serious
I'd say that's cause for concern
Spreading the geek love
Something has gone horribly wrong
The image is all fuzzy for some reason
I think your bottle *might* be contaminated...
Swine flu! O noes!
El Swine Flu
Cute little love bugs.
Big Brother called in sick today.
Yep, Beer contains yeast!
E. Coli keeps us all safe.
We will contaminate your books!
White Blood Cell - A True Hero
E.Coli ate my homework.
Accessorize that desk like it ain't no thang!
Which came first, the sperm or the egg?
Get the Flu from us! It's fun!
YUM Salmonella Crackers!
These two get along quite well.
I find this article very presumptuous.
Customers doing their part:)
'Twas a busy holiday season.
Tchaikovsky gone mental!
Why so cold?
He's doing it right.
Take your sickness to school.
Beer Yeast sez ur doin it rite.
Combat sickness together.
Finals week = common cold
Meeting the cousins.
Microbes to the rescue!
Quarantine this office.
Be friends with Mono!
Iz fight diseasez for u.
Wee ninja infiltrates secret meeting.
One of these is the bookworm microbe.
You're in for a pleasant surprise.
Mad Cow hide and seek.
Yo dog, you got a plush on your head.
common cold's a little ill.
Nothing common about this stapler.
Microbes has no sympathy towards babies.
Flu's got feelings too.
1 of every 6 plushes is a disease.
Monkey on his back.
Aww, such a cute little flesh eater!
...and this one's for Old Yeller!
It was probably something you ate.
The sickest crew to ever be stuffed.
Vitamin C vs The Common Cold
Bad vision is a feature on only some of the microbes.
The gift that keeps on giving!
Juno is down with the Sleeping Sickness.
E. Coli is hungry
We've created a monster!
O hai I has rabies.
I can has rabies?
The strep has LICE!
Tobias isn't feeling so hot right now.
In Scotland, it's E. Col-AYE! Get it? Get it? Enh? Enh?
half a pint of cute in a one pint glass.
OH CRAP IT'S AN E. COLI GET IN THE CAR
Getting ready for a night on the town.
Ann hearts her heartworm
Get them before they get you!
Few people know that felines are carriers of mad cow disease
Easter egg hunting is more fun with Salmonella!
Samurai Microbe Theater
The new form of cat vaccination
A microbe costume party!
The death of the Black Death
Kisses for Kissing Disease
bird & flu, the comedy duo sweeping Asia
ebola likes to hear stories about itself at bedtime
crackheads with the syph
Microbrial Holiday Infestation
Must kill e.coli
Parker has halitosis!
Its cold and flu season again
Mono is very dangerous
MMMM, steak. Wait a minute...
a veritable smorgusborg
Knocked out cold
baby's second cold
bouquet of microbes
I need brains!
Ebola Boy and the Strep Kid
death by plush
already has the clap?
lend me your ear....
the yeast feast
I have Syphillis, The Clap, and Mono...and all of the stuffed Mi
let the games begin
what the clap?!
flesh eating of the face
My culture got a bit out of control...
Time for the anti-fungal spray!
Macs are impervious to viruses
I love viral microbes
Beware! Paper turkeys are unclean!
I love my cuddly microscopic friends
kissing the kissing disease
Bartender! my beer is all head...
But I ordered "clean" food...
mmmm... stomach ache on a bagel
Anaglyph 3D Microbes (red over right eye)
Annabel loves ebola!
I've got mono in more ways than one.
mono on the brain
bad breath network
kitty has bad breath
disease transmission in action
never share a glass with someone else...
ewww...that can't be good
Computer keyboards are germ magnets!
you never know what's hiding under the covers...
My Daddy gave me a cold!
I'm contagious, stay back!
beware, cold germs are hiding everywhere!
This is the best stomach ache I ever had!
I caught the flu
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