There's No Place Like 127.0.0.1 T-Shirt
Sometimes You Just Have To Get Away
No matter where you go, if you've got your localhost - you've got a home. Escape from the insanity and route packets to yourself all the live long day without a care in the world...
Feeling homesick? Spend too much time in Oz fixing other people's computer problems? Just close your eyes, click your heels, don this fine t-shirt and all your troubles will flow by the wayside just like those luser files piped into /dev/null.
Black high-quality heavyweight 100% cotton t-shirt with the phrase 'There's no place like 127.0.0.1' written front and center in white.