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SQL Query T-Shirt

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Vent Those Luser Frustrations, SQL Style

SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0. Uh oh, zero rows were returned! Oh no!?!? How could that be? It just doesn't make any sense, users are so intelligent and resourceful. They are the basis for all that is clueful in the world....NOT.


Too bad you can't use SQL queries in the real world. We suppose it's also too bad that reality (whatever that is) doesn't have a command line mode. Or does it? And if it did, would we also have access to replication from this all encompassing command line? Go find out. We have already, right ThinkGeek? 'Yes ThinkGeek, we have already'.

Black tshirt with the following SQL query written in white on front "SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0". Unfortunately, zero rows are then returned....uh oh. And hey! there is no freakin semi-colon at the end of this query because not everybody under the sun uses the same database with the same console/shell - and there is more than one way to skin a cat. Umkay? Umkay.

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