A Word of Valuable Advice from ThinkGeek
This is one of those races where the important thing is not to win but instead not to be last.
We here at ThinkGeek have learned from our mistakes in the past. One of our own dearest coders was faced with a similar situation as presented on this t-shirt but did not have the benefit of our counsel and was sadly consumed whole. A tattered, fire-damaged and half-eaten Perl book is all that remains.
The front reads "When you find yourself in the company of a halfling and an ill-tempered Dragon, remember, you do not have to outrun the Dragon..." and the back of the shirt reads "...you just have to outrun the halfling." The shirt itself is black, 100% cotton, and the text is written in a beige Olde English font. Various runes are watermarked behind the text, cloaked in grey...