Who you callin' a Big Face Raccoon?
You're barking up the wrong tree
Curiously, for this spacefaring hero, the genus for raccoon gets its name from the stars. The Greeks named it "procyon," in reference to it preceding the "Dog Star." Which is apparently because the Milky Way looks like a river, and raccoons like water.
If you've ever accidentally (or on purpose) caught a raccoon in a trap, you know raccoons from Earth are not the most easy-going creatures. (We probably wouldn't be too easy going if we went to get an ice cream sundae in the woods and suddenly the door snapped shut behind us.) Raccoons from the Keystone Quadrant, even less so. Do not try to wrestle your garbage can out of this guy's grasp. He just might shoot you. He needs it to save the universe.
Big face of Rocket Raccoon on the front of this black, 100% cotton shirt. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.