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Life Lessons from G.I. Joe

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And knowing is half the battle

"Life lessons." See, in the 1980s they really were instructions for life, not a euphemism for bad things happening to good people.


Ah, G.I. Joe. All the things your PSAs taught us in that brief moment before we headed to the kitchen to grab snacks so we wouldn't miss M.A.S.K. or He-Man. For instance, junk food is bad for you. (Whoops.) The fridge is a bad hiding place. Oh, and what to do if you catch on fire, which has come in handy at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ more times than you'd think. Or, um, you know us pretty well. Possibly not more than you'd think.

Five important life lessons from G.I. Joe on the front of this navy blue, 100% cotton shirt. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.

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