Deadpool All Up in Your Shirt!
Wading through the Wade
"Healing factor... the old pain receptors... constantly shuffling... letting me... absorb... the blast... but... now... talking... like Shatner..."
You know what we can never have too much of? Tacos. And chimichangas. And pancakes. And... hang about. We're kinda hungry now, so we're going to have to come back later and write the rest of this copy after lunch.
*erp* Okay. Where were we? Oh, yes! We were listing the things we cannot have enough of. Let us add to this list: Deadpool. This shirt is 4x as awesome as your normal shirt because it has Deadpool on it. Well, actually, a Deadpool shirt is probably 2x as awesome as a normal shirt which makes this 8x as awesome. Or... is awesomeness logarithmic? Okay. This shirt is 4,327x more awesome than any other shirt ever.
Except possibly a shirt with more Deadpool on it.
Four Deadpools grace the front of this charcoal grey, 100% cotton shirt. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.