16-Bit Game Controller Doormat
Plug and place
- Doormat shaped like an old-school game controller
- A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive
- No drivers necessary, because, well, it's a doormat
Contrary to popular belief, we here at ThinkGeek do occasionally appreciate the company of other humans. But honestly we've gotten pretty tired of folks knocking at a random ThinkGeek World Domination HQ door and asking if we're Social Security.
Maybe putting out a doormat like this 16-Bit Game Controller Doormat would help. They'd look down and think, "What is that? Wait. Is that a old-school controller? Why would Social Security have that at their front entrance? That makes no sense."
And then they'd knock on our door and ask if we're Social Security. And we would BLAST THEM WITH OUR SPACE LASERS.
- 16-Bit Game Controller Doormat
- Inspired by one of our favorite classic consoles
- Non-skid back
- Black edge binding
- Materials: 100% polyester
- Care Instructions: Use mild detergent or damp cloth to clean the surface, then dry in shaded area. Do not bleach or dry clean.
- Dimensions: 13 3/4" tall x 30" across
- Warning: Do not put this product at place near fire. Use vacuum cleaner with power below 2300W. Read instructions carefully before washing this product.