Exclusive Glow-in-the-dark Doctor Who You Don't Know Me
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In daylight, your shirt is going to confuse a lot of people who will probably think it's an ad for a local private detective or something. Some dude with the words "You don't know me." Huh.
Wonder if there's a race who could see through time and witness all of the Doctor's incarnations at once. That'd be kind of awesome. Well, the TARDIS sort of facilitated that in the 50th anniversary episode. But we're thinking more like facets of a gem. He could be all of his regenerations at a single time to a being who transcended time.
The words "You Don't Know Me" and Peter Capaldi in black ink and the words "But you will" with all the previous doctors printed in glow-in-the-dark ink on the front of this white, 100% cotton shirt. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.