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Star Trek Borg Cube Keychain Flashlight

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Resistance is futile

  • A mini Borg cube to hang from your keychain
  • Resistance is futile
  • You will be assimilated

Sometimes coming home from a long commute, you feel like Wolf 359 all over again. Know what we mean? Mile after mile of vehicle bumper-to-bumper all mindlessly doing the same thing. Right? Just like the Borg. Well, this little Star Trek: TNG Borg Cube Keychain Flashlight will do two things. First, it will show you love TNG and all its facets, good and bad. Second, it will let your fellow drivers know you're not yet assimilated, and possibly humankind's last hope.

Ok, so stop being grim. The Borg were fun enemies because they were scary and seemingly unstoppable (except they kept being stopped). This Star Trek: TNG Borg Cube Keychain Flashlight is a little totem that hangs from your keychain. Show your TNG pride with a little bit of futile resistance. Locutus would be proud.

Product Specifications

  • Borg Cube Keychain Flashlight
  • Officially-licensed Star Trek: The Next Generation merchandise
  • Uses a green LED to light up dark spaces
  • Assimilates non-Borg species
  • From across the pond so it says "torch"
  • Hee hee
  • Batteries: 3 LR41 button cell batteries (included)
  • Dimensions: 1 3/8" square
  • Weight: .8 oz.
  • Ages 14+

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