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Portal 2 Lemon Grenade Mug

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Demand to see life's manager!

  • Combustible lemon style ceramic mug
  • Invented by Cave Johnson himself
  • Features a real-action grenade pull pin

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
- Cave Johnson

Oh, lab boys. In the attempt to make a combustible lemon, they made a vessel in which one could drink lemonade. The irony, it hurts us, Precioussss. This lemon grenade mug features the Aperture Science Combustible Lemons logo and will hold 12 ounces of your favorite beverage. It even comes with a real-action grenade pull pin. We don't recommend you use that, though. Not unless you're prepared to throw your mug.

Product Specifications

  • Portal 2 Lemon Grenade Mug
  • Officially-licensed Portal 2 merchandise
  • Features a real-action grenade pull pin
  • Handle has the Aperture logo
  • Invented by Cave Johnson; brought to life by the lab boys
  • Does not actually explode (we'll have the lab boys fix that in the next batch)
  • Capacity: 12 oz.
  • Materials: Ceramic
  • Dimensions: 4" tall x 3 1/2" diameter
  • Not dishwasher safe

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