Exclusive Steampunk Flash
Faster than the newest steam engines.
Faster than a steam-powered locomotive. Sure, that's not the Flash's tag line, but Flash don't care.
A young scientist was experimenting with hard water and the storage of electricity, when everything went wrong. One explosion later and the laboratory was in ruins, and the scientist lay unconscious. When he awoke, he thought the whole world had slowed down - until he realized it was he who sped up! He doesn't really need gears for speed, but he adopted them into his logo anyways to make nice with his friends. He didn't want them to be jealous because he was such a double-breasted water-butt smasher (look it up).
Steampunk Flash design on a black 100% cotton shirt. Machine wash warm (inside out). Tumble dry medium. Imported.