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Star Trek Wesley Crusher Uniform Hoodie

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Zip it, Wesley

  • A hoodie version of Wesley Crusher's uniform from ST:TNG
  • Horizontal 3-stripe pattern mimics shoulder design of the original
  • A ThinkGeek exclusive

So when we launched our ST:TNG hoodies y'all told us that we conspicuously left one out. And we're not talking about the weird scoop-neck alteration to Troi's uniform that apparently made her more trustworthy or easier to talk to or something. Nope. We're talking about Crusher. Wesley Crusher.

That's right. Everybody's "favorite" Boy Genius had a rather distinctive uniform that was missing from our original set, but we've been working to remedy that oversight. Light grey below, with dark grey on the shoulders and a black hood lining, this hoodie features the familiar three-horizontal-stripe design across the shoulders, with the green coming up and overlapping the red on the left shoulder just as in the original. Put this hoodie on and suddenly you, too, can have the solution to every problem, or at least feel like it.

Product Specifications

  • A hoodie version of Wesley Crusher's uniform from ST:TNG
  • Officially-licensed Star Trek: The Next Generation apparel
  • A ThinkGeek exclusive
  • Light grey & dark grey combo with black hood lining
  • Horizontal 3-stripe pattern mimics shoulder design of the original
  • (Note we originally printed the stripes, but they're now sewn)
  • Not guaranteed to make you suddenly appear in scenes with a solution to the biggest problem in the universe for no reason, but we will admit that owning it might make you insufferable
  • Materials: 60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry low heat.
  • Imported

Sizing Table

Chest39 in.44 in.46 in.48 in.50 in.52 in.
(from where hood meets shoulder)
26 in.28 in.29 in.30 in.31 in.32 in.
Sleeve Length
(from shoulder seam)
26 in.26 1/4 in.26 3/4 in.27 1/4 in.27 3/4 in.28 1/4 in.

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