Hoodies prevent brain freeze
- Hoodie makes you look like a zombie
- Zips up over face for full effect
- Pretty dang gross, if we do say so ourselves
Zombies are tricksy, preciousssss, so it's important to keep a trick or two up your own sleeve, or, in this case, both your sleeves. This hoodie is printed as if you're a zombie, too, so it can help you fool the undead.* It has exposed ribs, muscles, internal organs, and even some seriously-oversized maggots printed on it for effect. But wait. There's more. The hood can be zipped up entirely over your face for the full effect. And there's mesh over the eye sockets and gaping maw so you can breathe and see where you're going, which is important if you're evading zombies. Hopefully this hoodie will give you time to find the closest boomstick and solve your zombie problem - without ever leaving the comfort of your hoodie.
Torn away flesh is printed all over this mottled green, 100% polyester hoodie. When we say this is a full-zip hoodie we mean full-zip: it zips up over your face if you so desire. Side pockets. Inside is white. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.
|Chest||38 1/2 in.||42 1/2 in.||46 1/2 in.||50 1/2 in.||54 1/2 in.||58 1/2 in.|
|Length||26 in.||27 in.||28 in.||29 in.||30 in.||31 in.|
|Sleeve Length (from center back to cuff)||33 in.||34 in.||35 in.||36 in.||37 in.||38 in.|
* Sorry. Hoodie not guaranteed to protect you in case of zombie apocalypse.