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Portal 2 Polos

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  • 60% cotton / 40% polyester polos
  • Choose tiny Companion Cube, Aperture, or full Aperture logo

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Choose a black, 60% cotton / 40% polyester polo embroidered with 3/4" square Companion Cube, 1" diameter Aperture, or 4" x 1" full Aperture Laboratories logo. Neck has three buttons Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Imported.

Sizing Table

S M L XL 2X
Chest 36 in. 40 in. 42 in. 45 in. 48 in.

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