8-Bit BBQ Father's Day Tee
My dad could stomp on your dad's head!
The nice thing is, you can just pop a few Fire Flowers in bottom instead of charcoal, and you've already got the grill fired up.
Having everyone's favorite Nintendo-inspired plumber as your dad would be pretty epic. You'd never have to worry about leaks or plumbing problems. You'd probably have a great allowance since he spends a lot of his time getting coin. With his speed and gathering skills, he could be a great cook for the family, and the bib on his overalls could even double as an apron while he was busy cooking something up. The only problem is that he puts mushrooms on everything!
Everyone's favorite Nintendo-inspired plumber grilling some dogs (Italian sausage?) above the words "Father's Day 2014 ThinkGeek" on the front of a red, 100% cotton shirt. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.