Everyone wants to go to Columbia
Columbia was supposed to be a glorious place to live. But it wasn't because of fear and hatred and repression and taxes. Yes, taxes. How else do you think Booker DeComstock was able to afford new pants?
The city Columbia floats high in the sky. Everyone who lives is happy, attractive, and wealthy. Well, everyone named Comstock is, anyways. At least the wealthy part. And one way he makes sure to keep as much of the wealth as he can is through the Custom & Excise department. That's right: taxes! Wear this shirt as you infiltrate this department . . . and expose the truth!
Columbia Customs & Excise Department Seal (distressed) on a charcoal 100% cotton shirt. Tumble Dry. Machine Wash Cold.