The Walking Grads
Everybody's going to want your brains
Note for the commencement ceremony: be careful when you throw your cap into the air. It's likely to come down at high speed and lop somebody's arm off.
After four long years of shambling to class barely alive, you've done it! There were moments where survival wasn't guaranteed. Cramming at the last minute. Late night parties at Zeta Zeta Zeta. All night study sessions. Oh, the horror. We remember it well. But you've finally made it, and we're so proud of you. Everybody's going to want your brains! On 3, let's give a good group moan with the rest of your graduating class at the prospect of entering the workforce. 1... 2...
The words "The Walking Grads" are printed above an undead horde of graduates in caps and gowns, which is in turn above the words "Class of 2014 / ThinkGeek " on the front of this black, 100% cotton shirt.