Mark it zero
We imagine the Lebowskifest is the most laid-back festival ever. More laid-back than Woodstock or Burning Man. Until they hit the lanes. Then it's on.
So for the Lebowskifest celebrating the 10th anniversary of the film (yes, there is such a thing as a Lebowskifest), Dax Norman created bowling pins that looked like The Dude, Maude, Saddam Hussein, Mamot, the Corvette owner, Walter, severed toe, Bunny, Liam, Smokey, Donny, Woo, the Landlord, the Stranger, Jackie Treehorn, The Big Lebowski, Jesus, Brandt, and Uli Kunkel. Also, we do not recommend that you visit his site if you're prone to seizures.
Walter, the Dude, and Jesus as bowling pins on the front of this black, 100% cotton shirt. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.