Time to strike back!
Everyone loves the Rebellion because they have R2 and a green Jedi puppet and a Wookiee. But you know what? The Empire is pretty awesome, too. It’s got torture droids, lots of cash, competitive 401k plans, and . . . cookies!
The Imperial crest. It stands as a beacon of hope to all who see it. It represents unity across the galaxy and firm-but-fair rule of a benevolent Emperor. Wear this shirt proudly, as you show your allegiance to the one true government of the galaxy. Ignore the rumors of a Rebellion - that's just a bunch of silly nerf-herder gobbledygook!
Distressed red Imperial crest on a black, 100% cotton shirt. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.