What Kind of Computer
They're going to say "a laptop"
The problem is that we can't stop being helpful. If only we could keep our mouths shut and not share our knowledge with the world, we could avoid being frustrated by the recipient's lack of knowledge. Alas.
[in an electronics superstore]
Random woman: Excuse me, do you know anything about this stuff?
Sheldon: I know everything about this stuff.
Woman: Okay, I have my own wholesale flower business, and I want to hook up my computer in the front entrance with the one in my refrigerated warehouse.
Penny: Here, buy this one. Look, it's the one we’re getting. See? Happy guy available.
Sheldon: No, no, no, no. She doesn't want that. She needs a point to point peer network with a range extender.
-"The Peanut Reaction"
Yup. We get sucked into these same conversations, too.
"What kind of computer do you have? And please don't say a white one" in retro font, green and white ink, edged by a circuit board design on the front of this black, 100% cotton shirt. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.