Do Not Want
New version with 50% less lolcat!
So many unappealing choices. So little time to communicate that to the unwashed masses. Tell folks without saying a word that you "Do Not Want" whatever they have to offer.
Face it -- there are so many opportunities in your life for this shirt. We made it just for you, because we feel your pain, your need to cry out, "DO NOT WANT" to so many things. Do Not Want is part of our tribute to LOLCats. (And Backstroke of the West... you didn't think we'd forget the origin, did you? Especially if it had to do with Star Wars. Clearly you underestimate us, young Padawan.) Maybe you should get a small for your cat. Cause you know that'd be your cat's sentiment if you tried to make the cat wear it....
We predict that wearing your Do Not Want shirt will come in handy in everyday situations. Salmonella? Do Not Want. Jury summons? Do Not Want. Screaming baby in the seat next to you on the airplane? Do Not Want. Soda on your keyboard? Do Not Want!
"Do not want" printed in white on this black, 100% cotton shirt. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.