Remember, pillage THEN burn
First-come, first-serve. You snooze, you lose.
Everybody knows this person. There's one in every adventuring party. Doesn't map. Doesn't take notes. Basically useless in every way except combat, because that's how you get the drops. All of which, somehow, this character miraculously manages to snatch. When everybody's weighing in on what direction the group should take next, nowhere near the keyboard, but somehow the fingers fly when it comes to getting stuff.
Are you that person and proud of it? Or maybe you're in a situation in life where you know the plot doesn't matter. Like a stupid class that has pizza at the end. Or a job you work at just so you can pay the bills. You're not there for the journey. You're there for the freaking destination, and could we get to it already?
"Here for the loot" in white ink on a black, 100% cotton shirt. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.