Do I Look Like a People Person?
Does Not Play Well With Others
This shirt is nice in that it pretty much automatically creates a nice space bubble around you. Space bubble not guaranteed in non-English speaking locales, such as the Tokyo subway.
There used to be a commercial for some sort of career services company that started out with a half a dozen people in mock interviews saying, "I'm a people person!" with great enthusiasm. And the theory was that everyone can say that they're a "people person," and you should have something on your resume that sets you apart. We always wondered if putting "Not a people person" on our resumes would be enough.
"Do I look like a people person?" in white ink on a black, 100% cotton shirt. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.