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Portal 2 Aperture Science Silk Tie

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We Wear What We Must Because We Can

  • Handmade Aperture logo tie
  • Black jacquard with silvery-grey woven logo
  • A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive!

Have you always dreamed of working in the exciting world of science? Well now you can! Aperture Laboratories has announced openings in many fields, from AI to gastronomy. Come work in our fast-paced, fun environment. There's cake in every break room....

This black jacquard tie is perfect for all those meetings briefing the higher-ups at Aperture. It has the Aperture logo woven into it in a repeating pattern of silvery-grey thread. This 100% silk tie comes in a black gift box. It's 56" long, providing you with plenty of fabric with which to create the aperture for your head before you securely fasten it around your neck. Be sure not to lean over any Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill with this tie in place or the grill may accidentally emancipate your head from your shoulders, which would cause a temporary halt to the testing.

Product Specifications

  • Handmade Aperture logo tie
  • Officially-licensed Portal 2 merchandise
  • A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive!
  • Black jacquard with silvery-grey woven logo
  • Comes in a gift box
  • Has keeper loop on back
  • Materials: 100% silk
  • Care Instructions: Dry clean only
  • Imported
  • Dimensions: 56" long x 3 3/4" at the widest

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