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Halo 4 USNC Messenger Bags

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  • Carry your entire stockpile of death-dealing equipment
  • Choose UNSC Fleet Officer Bag, Infinity Messenger Bag, or Warthog Hardside Messenger Bag
  • Alternately, you could fill yours with tea *coughs*

If you're a cybernetically enhanced human in your MJOLNIR Powered Assault Armor, and you've got to save the galaxy from being sterilized by fire, you need to carry quite an arsenal with you. Unfortunately, the designers of the armor you're wearing forgot to include pockets.

Luckily, the fine folks at the United Nations Space Command developed a line of bags which have more than enough room to take care of that oversight. These have interior compartments big enough to carry your entire stockpile of death-dealing equipment. You need your stuff close by, 'cause you never know when you're surrounded by Flood and suddenly need that plasma grenade.

Product Specifications

  • Halo 4 UNSC Messenger Bags
  • Officially-licensed Halo 4 merchandise
  • Choose UNSC Fleet Officer Bag, Infinity Messenger Bag, or Warthog Hardside Messenger Bag
  • Care Instructions: Spot clean with a damp cloth and mild detergent
  • Imported
  • Ages 14+
  • WARNING - SMALL PARTS - Not intended for children under 3 years of age

UNSC Fleet Officer Bag

  • Design based on the torso armor of a UNSC Fleet Officer uniform
  • Materials: Polyester and PVC
  • Exterior Dimensions: 10" wide x 13" tall x 2" deep
  • Top handle for easy grab-and-go
  • Flap closes with quick-release clip
  • Has flat pockets in front and back (front has detachable key fob)
  • Adjustable, removable strap has carabiner-style clips
  • Multiple attachment points for customizable fit (2 on bottom, 3 on top)
  • Shoulder strap features removable padding and adjusts from 33" - 59"
  • Zipper gussets on sides provide extra depth
  • Interior padded pocket measures 7.3" wide x 11.6" tall x .5" deep (iPad, Surface, Nexus 10)
  • Interior pocket has elastic hook-and-loop top closure, so it'll really fit a device up to 12.5" tall
Infinity Courier Messenger Bag
  • Design based on UNSC Infinity crew dress uniforms
  • Materials: Polyester, wool, nylon, and PVC
  • Water-resistant with reinforced PVC bottom
  • Exterior Dimensions: 21" wide x 14" tall x 5.5" deep
  • Interior Dimensions: 18 1/2" wide x 12.5" tall x 5" deep
  • Flap closes with quick-release clip and two magnetic points
  • Padded strap adjusts from 30" - 40"
  • Small exterior pocket on flap
  • Organizer under flap includes pen slots, pouches, a zippered pocket (6" x 7") and a detachable key fob
  • Interior padded pocket measures 13.5" x 10" and features a flap with hook-and-loop closure

Warthog Hardside Messenger Bag

  • Design based on the equipment carried aboard the UNSC Warthog
  • Materials: Polyester and ABS
  • Hard shell front panel for protection
  • Accordion-style briefcase interior with internal divider
  • Top handle for easy grab-and-go
  • Removable shoulder strap adjusts from 11 1/2" - 23" drop
  • Exterior Dimensions: 16" wide x 13.25" tall x 3" deep
  • Main compartment has double-zipper closure
  • Interior padded pocket measures 14.25" wide x 8" tall (hook & loop closure - but could hold up to 10 1/2" tall item if you chose not to secure it)
  • Interior padded pocket has 2 clever pockets on the other side for large phones, small tablets, or eReaders, etc.
  • Additional mesh pocket in the main compartment for organization
  • Document pocket on the outside for easy access
  • Nice details, such as reflective tape on top

"Will my laptop fit in this bag, ThinkGeek?" Let's find out together!

Laptop Fitting Guide
Measure your laptop.
Like TVs, laptops are listed by their measurement on the diagonal. Bags, on the other hand, are measured on the edges. Not all 17" laptops are the same size, so you'll need to measure the length & width of your closed laptop.

"But my laptop is at home, ThinkGeek!"
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"I've got the measurements! Now what?"
Compare your laptop's measurements to the measurements of the bag. If the laptop's measurements are smaller than the bag, it fits! If one or more of the laptop's measurements are bigger, you're out of luck with this bag. Try another.

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