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8" Vinyl "Do It Yourself" Sentry Turret

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A new model for home defense

  • 8" of blank turret ready for your handiwork
  • Officially-licensed Portal 2 figure
  • Includes vinyl turret and black permanent marker

This Portal Sentry Turret is currently camouflaged for the Arctic Wasteland environment (also works in D.C. as we're writing this). If you're not currently in said environment, feel free to redesign the exterior of your own personal Turret to match its surroundings (or not). Whatever you want. You bought the Turret. What you do with it now isn't Aperture Laboratories' legal responsibility bailiwick.

Cover this 8" turret with your handiwork and then position it wherever you need more protection: outside your baby's room, in front of the pie that's cooling, or by your swimming pool to keep the neighborhood kids at bay. Practice your best rendition of "Target acquired" and watch as people run away in fear.

Product Specifications

  • 8" Vinyl "Do It Yourself" Sentry Turret
  • Officially-licensed Portal 2 figure
  • Materials: Vinyl
  • Dimensions: 8" tall
  • Includes vinyl turret and black permanent marker
  • WARNING - SMALL PARTS - Not intended for children under 3 years of age
  • Ages 14+

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