Futurama Space Ride
No need to pack pants, people! Let's roll.
Go simultaneously back in time and into the future with this tie-dye Futurama shirt. Yeah, uh. We don't know the physics of that. You might get hurt, meatbag. Purchase at your own risk.
Fry is an idiot. But let's face it. His wondrous indifference to all the future has to offer strikes a chord in all our hearts. Think about it: if you were transported into the 31st century and saw robots and aliens living alongside humans, you'd be thrilled and, at the same time, have a feeling of "I knew it!" Of course, you wouldn't be an idiot like Fry, and also you wouldn't eat an expired egg-salad sandwich. You get your smarts the hard way. You think them into place.
Leela, Fry, and Bender printed in thick ink on the front of a blue, tie-dyed 100% cotton shirt. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Imported.