Bender Keep Calm
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Bender's not only a great friend (if you have a loose definition of the word "friend"), he's also useful around the house. No more having to store unwieldy gadgets you use once in a blue moon, like the circular saw, food processor, and popcorn popper.
Sure the Three Laws of Robotics are good for humans... but our favorite outlaw robot doesn't live by the rules. (Plus, Mom's Friendly Robot Company probably left that bit out of their bending units' programming as a cost-saving measure.) He's less likely to obey orders given by a human than to tell that same human to bite his shiny metal ass. And, occasionally, he has to kill all humans.
Bender's head over the phrase "Keep calm and bite my shiny metal ass" in black ink on the front of this grey, 100% cotton shirt. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.