Welcome to planet SR388, aka the Mushroom Kingdom
Japan, you give us so many crazy things we love. Sometimes we just have to mash two of those things together to make something greater. We hope you'll understand.
Fungal parasites. Sounds like the plot of a campy, 60s sci-fi movie. Or part of the menu for one of those new restaurants that specialize in extreme localvoring. Make sure you only eat one of these if you're with a mushroom identification expert and/or Samus Aran.
Toothy mushroom graces the front of this black, 100% cotton shirt. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.