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Left 4 Dead Tank Tee

Invented at ThinkGeek

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Name: Tank. Size: "Lots to love." Interests include: long walks on the beach, punching, and throwing large slabs of concrete. Favorite color: The color of anything big he can crush. So... every color.


So if you weren't immune to the crazy zombifying disease in Left 4 Dead and you did become a zombie, we recommend you become a tank. There are so many benefits: large muscles, super-human endurance, plus you can run really fast and hit really hard. Really there are no downsides. Except for the zombie part.

A stylized "tank" picture is printed on a 100% cotton, red shirt. Imported. Just remember, if you see one and your teammates aren't around to help you, run. Run and hide. A lot.

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