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Ammo Lunch box

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Nobody's taking your lunch

  • Metal lunch box styled like an ammo box
  • Scares away the lunchbox bullies at school and work
  • Made from sturdy tin

This is my sandwich. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

This lunch box says, "Don't mess with me." Well, not literally. Literally it says, "Ammo Lunch" on one side and has space for your name, rank, and squad on the opposite side. "Ammo lunch?" Yep. It's got the intimidating styling of a military ammo can with a sturdy tin outside and a top hinge and clip closure to let you get to the tasty stuff inside. Has a top handle for easy carry when you're coming under heavy spitball fire in the cafeteria. And with over 175 square inches of space inside, it fits all your MREs or your rations for the day's mission to the playground or board room.

Hopefully its intimidating look will scare off the school and workplace poachers who like to rifle through your food. And if not, allow us to recommend spiking whatever keeps disappearing with a little seasoning. Just remember not to eat it yourself unless you've built up your tolerance.

Product Specifications

  • Ages 6 and up
  • WARNING - SMALL PARTS - Not intended for children under 3 years of age
  • Metal lunch box styled like an ammo box
  • Scares away the lunchbox bullies at school and work
  • Materials: Tin
  • Dimensions: 8" long x 4" wide x 5 3/4" tall

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