Shark Falling Tee
But how did they get up there?
Wouldn't it be great if road signs were better at warning us about sci-fi-movie-disasters? "Alien Attack Imminent!" "Ugly Monsters Invading!" And, during the full moon, "Watch Out For Werewolves!"
We know sharks are scary, and we know that tornadoes are scary. But until this year, we had no idea that we had to fear the combination of the two. Just remember, if sharks start falling from the sky, the National Weather Service recommends getting into the lower levels of a sturdy building and staying far, far away from any windows.
Warn others about the incoming threat with the "shark falling" warning sign, printed in yellow on a black, 100% cotton shirt.