Mostly Harmless Scoop-Neck Fitted Ladies' Tee
At least we got upgraded from the single-word entry
Is it depressing or exhilarating to realize your planet is a super-computer designed to discover what the question is behind life, the universe, and everything?
Hello to another member of the third-most intelligent species on the planet! Sure, we may be stuck in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral Arm of the Galaxy, but that doesn't stop us from creating awesome t-shirts to wear in honor of Sol 3, our planet. The entirety of Ford Prefect's 15-year mission to revise the entry for Earth (after editing) is printed on the front of this shirt.*
The words "Mostly Harmless" in a flourishy script with some petunias in black and white ink on a scoop-neck, baby blue, fitted shirt.
*Yes, yes, improbability axis, blah blah blah.