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Exclusive Wooden Catapult Kit

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Fetchez la vache!

  • Build your own classic catapult with this awesome kit.
  • Easy to assemble - just add time and glue.
  • Flings things about 20 feet.

 Exclusive Wooden Catapult Kit

Every office has them. Those folks who talk really loud in the hallways or on speaker phone with just one person or eat all your donuts or don't "collect 'em all" or steal your parking space when you just run to the store to get more donuts. How can you get them the message that they should cease the activity which so irks you? Our best suggestion is to write a short, but well-written, letter expressing your opinion and offering some helpful suggestions, taping said letter around a little sphere of wood, and then using this Exclusive Wooden Catapult Kit you just built to lob it in their general direction.

As a thank you for all y'all buying our catapults and other DIY warfare devices, we had this Exclusive Wooden Catapult Kit designed special - just for you. It's technically an onager, which was built and named by the Ancient Romans. They named it after an onager - a wild donkey - because of how it bucked when fired. You can remember this by just thinking about the donkey you're going to lob things at after you've built and named your Exclusive Wooden Catapult Kit. Make them all . . . run away!!!

Exclusive Wooden Catapult Kit

  • Awesome DIY catapult kit to fling all sorts of things at your friends and/or coworkers.
  • Includes Laser cut hardwood frame, wheels and axles, high strength cordage, all required hardware, wooden ammo, and detailed full color instructions.
  • Glue not included.
  • Range: Over 20 feet.
  • Completed Dimensions: approx. 10" x 5.5" x 9.25"

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