Inflatable Evil Unicorn Horn for Cats
What does "meow" really mean?
- Inflatable Evil Unicorn Horn can be strapped on.
- Will make your cat look evil!
- Apparently, humans think cats love it!
"Oh, hello, weakling human owner. I see you have returned to your pathetic abode again with nothing better to do than to bother me all day. Haven't you noticed that I do not need you? You provide me with food? So what! I could hunt for food if I really wanted to. You provide me with love? Ha! Who really needs the extra love and attention around here? I will put up with you for now, but remember, I am always watching you...especially when you are sleeping."
Does your favorite feline have an inner evil side that just terrifies you? Put a bit of a warning sign on that thing with this Inflatable Evil Unicorn Horn for Cats. Just a warning though, your cat may hate you even more for making him wear this thing.
- An inflatable Unicorn horn for your cat
- Straps to your cat's head to reflect his inner evil
- Great gift for your favorite uppity cat
- Materials: Vinyl with elastic strap
- Dimensions: 5.5 inches long