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Coffin Embalming Fluid Flask

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Last call at the bar!

  • Flask is shaped liked a coffin
  • Holds 3 1/2 oz. of your favorite liquid
  • Consume at your own risk!

Our days on this planet are numbered. Everybody talks about the last meal, but nobody talks about the last drink. What would you choose? A nice single malt? Maybe a little Dom Perignon? Or a triple-shot of espresso to send you out with a whoosh?

Whatever your drink of choice, you can keep some on you at all times with this sleek and shiny Embalming Fluid Flask. Shaped like a coffin and with a mirror finish, this stainless steel flask is engraved with the words "Embalming Fluid XXX" and a skull and crossbones, because you never know which sip may be your last.

Product Specifications

  • Flask disguised as embalming fluid container
  • Holds whatever secret liquid you choose
  • Great gift for anyone with a morbid sense of humor
  • Capacity: 3 1/2 fluid ounces
  • Materials: Stainless steel. Certified lead-free with a striking mirror finish.

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