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Tactical Lunch Kit

Invented at ThinkGeek

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Extreme protection for your lunch

  • Extremely durable lunchbag withstands war or zombies
  • Modular MOLLE web & pouches
  • A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive!

When the zombies attack (ok, so we know it's always "when the zombies attack," but you know they're gonna, so hush), the last thing you need to worry about is hunger. Your growling stomach will give you away if you're hiding and it will make you lose concentration if you're fighting. Good thing you have a Tactical Lunch Kit.

If you'll be taking your lunch into extreme conditions like outdoor adventures, war, or the zombie apocalypse, the Tactical Lunch Kit is your bag. (And you can't tell us the breakroom or cafeteria isn't a potential combat zone, hands scrabbling for food within the time allotted.) Made of durable Cordura with waterproof interior padding, it has back surface MOLLE webbing and two smaller pouches for emergency snacks, condiments, or frag grenades more snacks. Comes preloaded with a Tactical Nourishment Pack (resealable snack pouch) and a 12 oz. matte black Thermos. Just add lunch.

Product Specifications

  • Tactical Lunch Kit
  • A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive!
  • Black nylon lunch bag with MOLLE straps
  • Patch on front reads LUNCH (attached with hook and loop)
  • Top strap for quick grab-and-go lunch
  • Removable shoulder strap (adjusts from to 15" to 28" drop)
  • 3 plastic D-rings (2 on top, 1 in front)
  • Push-button flow control mechanism on thermos top
  • Thermos lid doubles as cup
  • Capacity: Thermos holds 12 oz.
  • Materials: Exterior - Cordura 500D, interior - PEVA
  • Bag has waterproof lining
  • Spot clean with a damp cloth and mild detergent
  • Dimensions:
    • Main bag - Exterior 14" wide (with side pockets attached, 10" without) x 7 1/2" deep x 7 1/2" tall, interior 9" wide x 6" deep x 7" tall, closes with single zipper
    • Back pouch - 8 1/2" wide x 6" tall x 1" deep (fits Apple iPad mini, also perfect for folded over paper like boarding passes or maps), closes with single zipper
    • Removable side pouches (2) - 1 1/2" wide x 4 1/2" tall x 1 1/2" deep, drain hole on side, closes with hook and loop
    • Tactical Nourishment Pack (resealable snack pouch) - 6 1/2" x 7 1/2"
    • Thermos (8" tall x 2 3/4" diameter)
  • Weight: 1 lb. 2 oz.
  • Includes bag, 1 Tactical Nourishment Pack (resealable snack pouch), 1 matte black thermos

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