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Portal 2 Aperture Test Subject Costume Tee

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"That jumpsuit you're wearing looks stupid. That's not me talking, it's right here in your file. On other people it looks fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks 'stupid.'" - GLaDOS


Officially-licensed Portal 2 gear!
Wheatley: And what else is down there.... Tell you what, it's only a new jumpsuit. A very trendy designer jumpsuit from France. Down there. Which is exactly your size. And if it's a bit baggy, we got a tailor down there as well who can take it in for you.

We know you're too clever to have fallen for Wheatley's little ruse there, trying to get you to jump into the deadly pit. But we thought you deserved a new jumpsuit anyhow. Or, well, most of a new jumpsuit. With this tee, you get the comfort and convenience of a shirt combined with the stylish convenience of Aperture Science's test candidate jumpsuit. Plus, in a tee you won't be mistaken for an escaped prison inmate by the unwashed masses. Best of all worlds.

Bright orange v-neck ringer features a white inset neck and sleeve stripes. The jumpsuit "closure" and pocket are printed on the front, along with the full Aperture Laboratories logo. The back features the large aperture symbol from the logo itself. 50% cotton / 50% polyester. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size.

S M L XL 2X
Chest 35 in. 39 in. 43 in. 47 in. 51 in.
Length 28 in. 29 in. 30 1/2 in. 31 1/4 in. 32 1/4 in.

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