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Ultimate Heavy Weight Tape Dispenser

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Over two pounds of tape holding.

  • Super heavy for one handed use (and to be awesome).
  • Made of aluminum with a cast iron core (and a forged stainless steel blade).
  • Weighs 2.2 lbs. Yup: 2.2 lbs.

You know when you go for a piece of tape and as you pull the wimpy dispenser comes with it? So annoying. Almost as annoying is when the zombie ninja sharks invade (they fly, too) and you hit them with your tape dispenser and they just laugh it off and keep chewing on your face. Well, it's time to banish both types of tape annoyance in one easy stem: the Ultimate Heavy Weight Tape Dispenser.

The Ultimate Heavy Weight Tape Dispenser is one massive chunk of metal with some other massive chunks of metal all mashed into one massive chunk of metal. The body is aluminum, the inner core is cast iron, and the blade is forged stainless steel. Oh, and did we mention it weighs 2.2 lbs? Because it does. Put the Ultimate Heavy Weight Tape Dispenser on your desk and not only can you easily get tape with one hand, not only can you bash back zombie ninja sharks, but you can also command the respect of everyone around you. Why? Because your tape dispenser is heavy duty.

Ultimate Heavy Weight Tape Dispenser

  • It makes all other tape dispensers afraid.
  • Made of aluminum with an inner cast iron core.
  • Forged stainless steel blade.
  • Tape not included.
  • Fits most tape rolls up to 1" in width.
  • Weight: 2.2 lbs!!!
  • Dimensions: approx. 2" x 5.1" x 2.8"

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