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Bloody Cleaver Handbag

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Murderously cute

  • Vinyl with red satin lining
  • Zip coin pocket and card pocket
  • 14.6"W x 7.1"H x 1.2"D

As a beautiful woman, the world can be a scary, intimidating place. Having to constantly worry about being hit on by creepy dudes, harassed in dark alleys, or even attacked. People can just be total jerks. Most recommend learning how to take care of yourself if a situation ever did arise, but no woman should have to walk the streets in fear regardless. Since it's blatantly illegal to carry a sword, crossbow, shotgun, or any other awesome and obvious deterrent in the open, a middle ground has been found!

Nobody -- and we mean nobody! -- will approach you when you're carrying a bloody cleaver clutch. Sure, it's a purse, but from a distance, out of the corner of an eye, even in the dark, you look intimidating. You've done it before, fought off the crazies, and you've got the bloodied blade to show for it. Even better, you've also got a place to put all your stuff. For horror enthusiasts and axe-wielding women alike, the Bloody Cleaver Bag isn't something to mess with.

Product Specifications

  • Vinyl with red satin lining
  • Zip coin pocket and card pocket
  • Zip enclosure
  • 14.6"W x 7.1"H x 1.2"D
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