Reynholm Industries Fitted Ladies' Tee - The IT Crowd
A Business Empire the Like of Which the World has Never Seen the Like of Which
Reynholm Industries has announced estimated losses at well over £400 million. Some of our competitors are painting that in a bad light. But I ask you... how many of our competitors HAVE £400 million to lose?
Officially-licensed IT Crowd apparel!
If you're a sexy go-getter, Reynholm Industries is the place for you. We feature:
- Unisex toilets
- Spectacular views (if you work on floor 34)
- Off-site minimalist smoking venue
Inter-faith office tours(canceled until further notice)
- ... and a host of other amenities you won't find anywhere else in London!
But don't take it from us. Listen to the inspirational words of CEO, Douglas Reynholm:
April: I'm trying to picture your role in Reynholm Industries.
Douglas: Well, I'm the boss, head honcho, el numero uno, Mr Big, The Godfather, Lord Of The Rings, the Bourne Identity, er Taxi Driver, Jaws.
Douglas: I forgot the question, quite a while back.
- "The Speech", Season 3, Episode 4
The Reynholm Industries logo on a blue shirt, fitted in juniors sizes. Also, this has a custom IT Crowd hangtag.