Change Your Password T-Shirt
We're All About the Subtext
Your password must be at least 255 characters long. Your password must contain one uppercase, one lowercase, and one alpha character of indeterminate case. Your password must contain at least one character not represented on a standard keyboard.
Much like underwear, passwords are a good thing to change fairly regularly. You never know when you're going to be in an accident and somebody's going to see your password. *furrows brow* No, wait. Let's begin again.
This statement, it's honest. It's good advice. However, it's not innocent. Nobody can accuse you of being threatening with it, but there's that ominous overtone that maybe you know something....
"Change your password." in white ink on a black, 100% cotton shirt.