Rubik's Cube Reset
Mash the button
The curse of the cube is getting one side done and realizing that in the great scheme of things, you're still a loser.
There are two kinds of people in this world: those who grok the cube and those who will never, ever, ever grok the cube. It's a special kind of mind and we salute those who have it. For the rest of us, we'd like this feature added.
Flip up the secret panel to reveal the reset button on the cube gracing this asphalt colored, 100% cotton t-shirt.