I Am Why We Can't Have Nice Things T-Shirt
Gravity + Curiosity + Distracted Hands + Expensive Gadget = New Paperweight
We made this shirt for toddlers, and then y'all demanded we make it for adults, too. Which seems only right since T-Shirt Girl put it up on our petri dish of t-shirt ideas because she needed one.
Geeks. For the most part, we aren't the most coordinated group of individuals. Sure, in every ragtag crew of us hurtling through the universe, there's one River Tam, but then there's everyone else. And, you know River Tam didn't start out that way. Not that she wanted what she got, but at least she ain't breaking things unintentionally any more like the rest of us. Course, around River you can't have nice things cause she might intentionally break them. So yeah. This shirt is for both those of us who break things, both unintentionally and intentionally.
Black 100% cotton tee proudly declares, "I am why we can't have nice things" in white.