Most Interesting Coder - American Apparel
Stay httpd, my friends.
That's right. You know you do it. We all do it occasionally. Own up to it with this shirt, because sometimes honesty really is the best policy. Especially if it gets you beer.
You send Tweets without checking character count.
You think the sandbox environment is for toddlers.
Your resume has never been proofread.
You believe merge conflicts are for highways.
You are... the most interesting coder in the world.
(Now, the people whose stuff you broke cause you couldn't be bothered to test it might have a *different* adjective for you.)
"I don't always test my code but when I do, I do it in production" in white on American Apparel's fine jersey, 100% cotton tee in black.