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Ultraslim Wallets

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  • Sleek & comfortable in your pocket
  • Ultratough nylon construction
  • Card pockets and cash pocket, still ridiculously thin.

Have you ever noticed that the vast majority of tight pants wearers are women? Sure, cultural standards and fashion styles cater toward the female figure when it comes to clingy fabrics, but what of the men? Hmm? What of the men? It's apparent that there are a variety of reasons why men cannot comfortably wear tight clothing and, as such, have given up on their overwhelming desire to, but there is one obvious limitation that bulges out in front of the rest: the wallet.

Having so many pictures, forms of ID, credit cards, cash, receipts, and hole-punched coffee cards leaves a wallet deformed and incredibly awkward. Popular culture has sought to eradicate the problem by finding compromise in the form of large back pockets. It’s time to take back the slimming appearance of those beautiful new jeans, to rebirth the tight pants, the short shorts, and the form-fitting capris. Or y'know, just get a nicer wallet for the sake of having a nicer wallet. The Ultraslim Wallet: Man's New Best Friend.

Product Specifications:

  • Ultraslim wallets are sleek and comfortable in your pocket
  • Durable nylon construction
  • Features 4 card pockets, and 2 cash pockets
  • Dimensions: 3 3/4" x 5" x 1/8"
  • Weight: 0.8 ounces!

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