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William Shakespeare's Star Wars

Verily, a New Hope.

  • The story of Star Wars, as originally written by William Shakespeare.
  • In glorious iambic pentameter with twenty Elizabethen-esque illustrations.
  • This IS the book you're looking for.


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Verily, a New Hope.

History is about to be rewritten. George Lucas didn't write the script for Star Wars. He is a thief and a scoundrel and a hack. It's time to announce the truth: George Lucas ripped the entire thing off of a hereto unpublished manuscript written by none other than William Shakespeare. Come join us and wallow in the joy that is William Shakespeare's Star Wars.

Return once more to a galaxy far, far away with this sublime retelling of George Lucas' epic Star Wars (he really did write it, ya know) in the style of the immortal Bard of Avon. William Shakespeare's Star Wars is the saga of a wise (Jedi) knight and an evil (Sith) lord, of a beautiful princess held captive and a young hero coming of age. Star Wars abounds with all the valor and villainy of Shakespeare's greatest plays, and this tome proves it! William Shakespeare's Star Wars - 'tis a tale told by fretful droids, full of faithful Wookiees and fearsome Stormtroopers, signifying . . . pretty much everything.

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