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Bioshock Infinite George Washington Patriot

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  • Figure of the George-Washington-version of the Motorized Patriot
  • Officially-licensed Bioshock Infinite gear
  • Comes with interchangeable head, pepper mill Gatling gun, and 2 fabric flags of Columbia

The BioShock series is one that never fails to entertain in its delightfully disturbing sort of way. Quick. Facts about George Washington? First president of the United States. Married to Martha. May have possibly chopped down a cherry tree. Oh, yes, and he cannot tell a lie: he's here to kill you.

With his disturbing broken-china-doll face (that falls off to reveal slightly less disturbing robot underpinnings, which is saying something) and his massive crank gun, the Washington version of the Motorized Patriot enemy in BioShock Infinite doesn't so much inspire respect as sheer terror. There's a reason this group of enemies is called the "Heavy Hitters." ProTip: Don't let them hit you.

This figure of the Motorized Patriot contains over 20 points of articulation and is full of details that fans of BioShock will love. Comes with an interchangeable head, so you can choose the face for him to wear, a pepper mill Gatling gun, and 2 fabric flags of Columbia. With the flags in place, the Motorized Patriot stands about 12" tall, but even without the 9" figure still looms over his companions Elizabeth (6 1/2") and the Boy of Silence (7"). Oh, and his pepper mill Gatling gun works. But your other figures do not need to worry. When we say it "works" we mean the handle makes the barrel spin, not that he's going to fire tiny rounds and wipe out your entire collection. Much.

Product Specifications

  • Figure of the George-Washington-version of the Motorized Patriot
  • Officially-licensed Bioshock Infinite gear
  • 20 points of articulation
  • Comes with interchangeable head, pepper mill Gatling gun, and 2 fabric flags of Columbia
  • Dimensions: 9" tall
  • Ages 17+
  • WARNING - SMALL PARTS - Not intended for children under 3 years of age

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